I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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