Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
