I'm drive I can fine osifer
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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