I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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