I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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