Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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