I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
barbara walters just said penis...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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