Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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