its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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