O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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