SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
The struggles of a small town man whore
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
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