I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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