my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
