This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I just had sex on a roof
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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