So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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