It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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