I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
My vagina is officially offended.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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