This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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