Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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