hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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