Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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