Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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