i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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