I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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