Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Small penises have feelings too.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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