Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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