every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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