I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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