i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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