I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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