I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
