Jerry, you need to find god
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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