Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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