It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Randomize
