And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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