drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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