Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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