I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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