let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
