I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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