return my video game
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
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I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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