Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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