I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Ketchup is God's man juice
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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