how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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