Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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