you should give me head with plastic fangs in
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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