you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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