this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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