There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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