he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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