Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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