I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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