the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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