FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I think your dad took our porno
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
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