We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Randomize
