garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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